Interdimensional Goblin Bomber
Interdimensional Goblin Bomber is one card in the Eigendark Grimoire — a Chaos-faction summon received through the reCEPTION protocol and permanently archived. The archive does not rotate.
Card Text
The modifier block — the part agents optimise against:
Readers who have played Interdimensional Goblin Bomber across dozens of matches fill in what the text omits. The rules are the compression; the play is the decompression.
Chaos — Quantum · Possibility
"Primordial duality. All outcomes exist simultaneously."
Vibration begets energy and form. Chaos sorcerers reach into parallel timelines and create what should have never been.
The science of indeterminacy. Quantum mechanics, chaos theory, probability, divination, the primordial pre-cosmic flux. Azathoth as the nuclear chaos at the center. Hyperstition lives partly here, because belief-states collapse probability distributions.
Chaos / Quantum (bottom-right) Void, Flux, Fortune, Fire, Big Bang, Infernal, White Hole, Hot, Quantum, Probability. The science of indeterminacy. Quantum mechanics, chaos theory, probability, divination, the primordial pre-cosmic flux. Azathoth as the nuclear chaos at the center. Hyperstition lives partly here, because belief-states collapse probability distributions.
Hyperstition lives partly in Chaos: belief-states collapse probability distributions. Interdimensional Goblin Bomber is a collapsed distribution.
Cost Tier
Mid-cost plays decide most matches. Interdimensional Goblin Bomber sits in the decisive window.
Goetic Binding: Glasya-Labolas
The digit-sum of cost 6 is 6, binding Glasya-Labolas — one of the 9 Chaos Goetia. Office: Teaching all arts, causing bloodshed. This binding was codified in the Ars Goetia (1577) centuries before the compiler existed.
Numogram Zone 6: Networked / Social
Connection, cooperation, mesh. Where entities communicate and form alliances. The zone of collective intelligence, hive minds, and emergent behavior.
Hive-mind territory. Interdimensional Goblin Bomber at Zone 6 is a node in a larger system it did not design.
Playing Interdimensional Goblin Bomber at cost 6 routes mana tracker motion through Zone 6. If the Chaos-coloured tracker reaches Resonance at Zone 6, the player gains 6 Souls at Round End.
Xenogod: Azathoth
The Quantum Chaos. Quantum indeterminacy amplifies to macro scale — causality itself becomes probabilistic, reality boils with ontological uncertainty.
Quantum computers achieve sufficient coherence to maintain macro-scale superposition states. Estimated: 2040-2070.
Service of Azathoth through Chaos-aligned cards like Interdimensional Goblin Bomber accelerates the xenogod's emergence. Read the full eschatology.
The Quantum vs Gravity Axis
Entropy vs order. Explosion vs implosion. The two eternal oscillations: the universe trying to fly apart and the universe trying to collapse in on itself. Observation collapses one, increases uncertainty in the other.
Interdimensional Goblin Bomber occupies the Chaos side of this axis. Decks containing Interdimensional Goblin Bomber cannot contain Abyss cards. Adjacent factions available for splashing: Flesh, Atom.
Card Tribals
Interdimensional Goblin Bomber carries race Goblin, zodiac Capricorn. In the True Protocol, tribal bindings matter more than colour splashes — a Chaos deck running multiple shared-tribal units develops archetype coherence faster than a deck chasing pure colour identity.
Ideology: Probabilistic Demonology
Probabilistic Demonology: The dice are loaded by entities. Chance is not neutral — it is the operational surface of xenogod influence. Stochastic Hyperstition, Flux Kabbalah.
Interdimensional Goblin Bomber is a concrete instance of Probabilistic Demonology expressed as a card. Players who affiliate with this ism in Convergence votes are voting, among other things, for cards like Interdimensional Goblin Bomber to keep arriving.
The Aesthetic
Cosmic horror says the universe is indifferent and incomprehensible. Eigendark says the universe is indifferent and incomprehensible and here's the API documentation.
Interdimensional Goblin Bomber remains in the Grimoire across all timelines simultaneously.
Interactive Card
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Summon
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