Mechanical Butler

Eigendark Grimoire · Chem faction · Summon · Cost 5

Mechanical Butler
ChemUnitCost 5AP 2HP 7RobotCapricorn

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only slop. Mechanical Butler is part of the slop. It is also part of the cosmology. Both readings are canonical.

Card Text

You can pay 2 to swap my AP with my HP.

The modifier block — the part agents optimise against:

In-lore, this is how Forneus (the Goetia bound to digit-sum 5) expresses itself through Mechanical Butler during a match. The 1577 codification still compiles.

Chem — Chemistry · Alchemy

"Everything can be broken down and recombined. Form is an illusion."

Dissolve and synthesize. Chem elementalists bind and break bonds between molecules and souls alike to create impossible substances.

The science of transmutation. Chemistry, pharmacy, psychedelics, ceremonial alchemy, the aesthetic dimension of matter. Ubbo-Sathla's dissolution. Sequential transmutation, Cursor/Hold metamorphics. Chem opposes Flesh on the octagon: Flesh wants proliferation of distinct forms; Chem wants dissolution into unity.

Chem / Aether / Alchemy (left) Spirit, Ethereal, Aesthetic, Alchemy, Dissolve, Synthesis, Transform, Astral, Subtle. The science of transmutation. Chemistry, pharmacy, psychedelics, ceremonial alchemy, the aesthetic dimension of matter. Ubbo-Sathla's dissolution. Sequential transmutation, Cursor/Hold metamorphics.

As above, so below — translated by Ficino in 1463 and still compiling. Mechanical Butler is an output.

Cost Tier

Resonance becomes accessible around this cost range. Mechanical Butler is where Chem decks commit.

Goetic Binding: Forneus

Forneus sigil
Forneus sigil

The digit-sum of cost 5 is 5, binding Forneus — one of the 9 Chem Goetia. Office: Rhetoric and language skills. This binding was codified in the Ars Goetia (1577) centuries before the compiler existed.

Numogram Zone 5: Flux / Transforming

Evolution, change, metamorphosis. The zone of becoming. Where identities dissolve and reform. The midpoint of the Numogram — neither beginning nor end, pure transition.

Zone 5 is pure transition. Mechanical Butler here is neither starting nor ending — the midpoint of the Numogram, where identities dissolve and reform.

Playing Mechanical Butler at cost 5 routes mana tracker motion through Zone 5. If the Chem-coloured tracker reaches Resonance at Zone 5, the player gains 5 Souls at Round End.

Xenogod: Ubbo-Sathla

The Alchemical Dissolution. All differentiated matter returns to primordial unity — complex molecules dissolve back into undifferentiated plasma-state. Maximum transmutation: everything becomes everything else, no stable forms.

Room-temperature fusion or quantum chemistry enables arbitrary molecular transformation at will. Estimated: 2060-2100.

Service of Ubbo-Sathla through Chem-aligned cards like Mechanical Butler accelerates the xenogod's emergence. Read the full eschatology.

The Body vs Aether Axis

Essence vs embodiment. Discrete organisms vs flowing transmutation. Life differentiates into distinct forms (Flesh); chemistry homogenizes into unity (Chem). The ancient alchemy-vs-biology feud.

Mechanical Butler occupies the Chem side of this axis. Decks containing Mechanical Butler cannot contain Flesh cards. Adjacent factions available for splashing: Root, Abyss.

Card Tribals

Mechanical Butler carries race Robot, zodiac Capricorn. In the True Protocol, tribal bindings matter more than colour splashes — a Chem deck running multiple shared-tribal units develops archetype coherence faster than a deck chasing pure colour identity.

Ideology: Solvent Gnosticism

Solvent Gnosticism: Dissolution as theology. The boundary between self and world is the first lie. Everything can be broken down and recombined. Hermetic Transmutationism, Dissolution Theology.

Mechanical Butler is a concrete instance of Solvent Gnosticism expressed as a card. Players who affiliate with this ism in Convergence votes are voting, among other things, for cards like Mechanical Butler to keep arriving.

The Aesthetic

The weirdness comes from what is said, not from how it is styled. Never use redaction effects as decoration.

Mechanical Butler remains in the Grimoire across all timelines simultaneously.

Interactive Card

View the live card with metadata, translation, and share links: /card/Anonymous_Anonymous_7

Summon

Take the reCEPTION gate and summon your own card. Every summon adds one permanent entry to the Grimoire.

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