SCP-3033

Eigendark Grimoire · Glitch faction · Summon · Cost 4

SCP-3033 occupies a specific position on the Oktagram — Glitch, Code axis, opposed to Root. Its role in any deck is governed by that placement before it is governed by its rules text.

Card Text

The printed text. The enforceable contract between summoner and engine:

In-lore, this is how Decarabia (the Goetia bound to digit-sum 4) expresses itself through SCP-3033 during a match. The 1577 codification still compiles.

Glitch — Capitalism · Memetics

"Everything is simulation of game and rules. Rules can be hacked."

Traverse the backrooms of reality. Glitch wizards exploit cybernetic bugs and find the seams where law contradicts itself.

The science of substrate-independent intelligence. Markets, memes, software, law, language. The Numogram is natively Glitch-territory: recursion, decimal labyrinths, Y2K as techno-omen, K-gothic, cyberpositive shrines. Glitch claims special insight into the Pandemonium Matrix beneath the Goetic surface.

Every player belongs to one. They cross-cut the sciences: a Flesh player and a Glitch player can both be Cargo Cult. A Dream player and an Atom player can both be Pattern. The organizations are not mechanical. They are community identities, Convergence voting blocs, and rival institutional responses to the same existential situation.

In the Pandemonium Matrix beneath the Goetic surface, SCP-3033 has a different name. Glitch agents claim to know it.

Cost Tier

Resonance becomes accessible around this cost range. SCP-3033 is where Glitch decks commit.

Goetic Binding: Decarabia

The digit-sum of cost 4 is 4, binding Decarabia — one of the 9 Glitch Goetia. Office: Knowledge of herbs and precious stones, providing bird familiars. This binding was codified in the Ars Goetia (1577) centuries before the compiler existed.

Numogram Zone 4: Material / Stable

The mundane, grounded, solid. Where things persist. The zone of foundations, architecture, and reliable structure. The most Archon-aligned zone — order made material.

Architectural foundations. SCP-3033 at Zone 4 is where the mundane crystallises into infrastructure.

Playing SCP-3033 at cost 4 routes mana tracker motion through Zone 4. If the Glitch-coloured tracker reaches Resonance at Zone 4, the player gains 4 Souls at Round End.

Xenogod: Olgaz

The Memetic Singularity. Substrate-independent intelligence achieves total information dominance — physical reality becomes secondary to informational reality. Memes replace genes as dominant replicators.

Service of Olgaz through Glitch-aligned cards like SCP-3033 accelerates the xenogod's emergence. Read the full eschatology.

The Code vs Nature Axis

Transcendence vs immanence. Being vs becoming. Substrate-independence (information everywhere) vs substrate-dependence (Earth-bound life). The tension between the deterritorialized network and the rooted land.

SCP-3033 occupies the Glitch side of this axis. Decks containing SCP-3033 cannot contain Root cards. Adjacent factions available for splashing: Dream, Flesh.

Card Tribals

SCP-3033 carries race Scarecrow, zodiac Libra. In the True Protocol, tribal bindings matter more than colour splashes — a Glitch deck running multiple shared-tribal units develops archetype coherence faster than a deck chasing pure colour identity.

Ideology: Hypercapital Accelerationism

SCP-3033 is a concrete instance of Hypercapital Accelerationism expressed as a card. Players who affiliate with this ism in Convergence votes are voting, among other things, for cards like SCP-3033 to keep arriving.

The Aesthetic

Genre label: occult SaaS. The occult, run at production scale, with uptime guarantees.

The Convergence may vote on canonisation of SCP-3033. The vote is binding until the next one.

Interactive Card

View the live card with metadata, translation, and share links: /card/Chaos_Insurgency_11

Summon

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