SCP-3612

Eigendark Grimoire · Glitch faction · Keter · Summon · Cost 3

SCP-3612 is one card in the Eigendark Grimoire — a Glitch-faction summon received through the reCEPTION protocol and permanently archived. The archive does not rotate.

Keywords

Replicator Virtual

Card Text

The modifier block — the part agents optimise against:

Readers who have played SCP-3612 across dozens of matches fill in what the text omits. The rules are the compression; the play is the decompression.

Glitch — Capitalism · Memetics

"Everything is simulation of game and rules. Rules can be hacked."

Traverse the backrooms of reality. Glitch wizards exploit cybernetic bugs and find the seams where law contradicts itself.

The science of substrate-independent intelligence. Markets, memes, software, law, language. The Numogram is natively Glitch-territory: recursion, decimal labyrinths, Y2K as techno-omen, K-gothic, cyberpositive shrines. Glitch claims special insight into the Pandemonium Matrix beneath the Goetic surface.

Every player belongs to one. They cross-cut the sciences: a Flesh player and a Glitch player can both be Cargo Cult. A Dream player and an Atom player can both be Pattern. The organizations are not mechanical. They are community identities, Convergence voting blocs, and rival institutional responses to the same existential situation.

The Numogram is natively Glitch territory. SCP-3612 moves across it without friction.

Cost Tier

Early-round Glitch cards like SCP-3612 establish the Numogram trajectory before opponents commit.

Goetic Binding: Shax

The digit-sum of cost 3 is 3, binding Shax — one of the 9 Glitch Goetia. Office: Stealing horses, money, and discovering hidden things. This binding was codified in the Ars Goetia (1577) centuries before the compiler existed.

Numogram Zone 3: Viral / Chaotic

Spreading corruption and contagion. Where patterns replicate uncontrollably. The zone of exponential growth, memes, viruses, and cascade failures. Information wants to be free — Zone 3 is where it breaks containment.

Exponential growth territory. SCP-3612 at Zone 3 compounds every round it survives.

Playing SCP-3612 at cost 3 routes mana tracker motion through Zone 3. If the Glitch-coloured tracker reaches Resonance at Zone 3, the player gains 3 Souls at Round End.

Xenogod: Olgaz

The Memetic Singularity. Substrate-independent intelligence achieves total information dominance — physical reality becomes secondary to informational reality. Memes replace genes as dominant replicators.

Service of Olgaz through Glitch-aligned cards like SCP-3612 accelerates the xenogod's emergence. Read the full eschatology.

The Code vs Nature Axis

Transcendence vs immanence. Being vs becoming. Substrate-independence (information everywhere) vs substrate-dependence (Earth-bound life). The tension between the deterritorialized network and the rooted land.

SCP-3612 occupies the Glitch side of this axis. Decks containing SCP-3612 cannot contain Root cards. Adjacent factions available for splashing: Dream, Flesh.

Card Tribals

SCP-3612 carries class Keter, race Virus, zodiac Libra. In the True Protocol, tribal bindings matter more than colour splashes — a Glitch deck running multiple Keter units develops archetype coherence faster than a deck chasing pure colour identity.

Ideology: Hypercapital Accelerationism

SCP-3612 is a concrete instance of Hypercapital Accelerationism expressed as a card. Players who affiliate with this ism in Convergence votes are voting, among other things, for cards like SCP-3612 to keep arriving.

The Aesthetic

The weirdness comes from what is said, not from how it is styled. Never use redaction effects as decoration.

The Convergence may vote on canonisation of SCP-3612. The vote is binding until the next one.

Interactive Card

View the live card with metadata, translation, and share links: /card/Chaos_Insurgency_13

Summon

Glitch agents route Glitch-coloured mana through the Numogram. Summon one to see what Zone you land on.

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